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MSM HeliSexual
MSM HeliSexual

MSM HeliSexual "I Sexually Identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter" Morale Patch

$ 3.3

Availability: 50 in stock
  • Non-Domestic Product: No
  • Modified Item: No
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • Condition: New
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Seller
  • Refund will be given as: Money Back
  • Restocking Fee: No
  • Custom Bundle: No
  • MPN: 00250
  • Brand: Mil Spec Monkey
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted

    Description

    MilSpec Monkey HeliSexual "I Sexually Identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter" Morale Patch
    Based on an older meme, but still seems to apply these days. For those who can highly relate with the Apache, or poking fun at the seemingly never ending sexual identity options.
    3" x 2" Hook fastener material sewn on the back.
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    On Jan. 27th the USPS increased First Class shipping rates by as much as 11 ½%, and Priority by 5 ½% we are sorry for the increased shipping prices but we have no control over it.
    All hook & loop patches ship free with any other order when purchased using shopping cart (same transaction)
    Returns are accepted. Buyer pays return shipping. Simply contact us within 30 days of receipt of the item
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    Quantity discounts available. Contact us for a custom listing.
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